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[Earth-Shattering News]
Billie Starkz(19) is....
>cute
>beautiful
>kind hearted
>a sweetheart
>a blue chipper
>a humble farm girl
>a hard worker
>a teen idol
>a role model
>a college girl
>fearless
>takes SICK bumps
>a loyal minion to Athena
>a postmodern dreamgirl
>alternative
>sassy
>able to ride the Nimbus (heart is pure)
>an asskicker
>colorful hair
>a blue-eyed beauty
>has a pretty tongue
>takes NO SHIT from hecklers
>the FIRST EVER ROH Women's TV Champion
>Space Jesus
>a Pizza Cat
>Truly OUT OF THIS WORLD
and most importantly
>THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND THE CHAMPION OF *ALL* THOSE WHOSE HEARTS ARE GOOD NATURED AND PURE.
