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Masala’s been exploring the world outside of Spaghetti Town.
From what she can tell America consists of northing but black people and alligators.
Wanna answer some trivia while she waits for her sisters to spend money they don’t have on shoes?
Masala dropped a daiquiri on the street earlier, if you answer her questions correctly she’ll mark its location on your map!
1. Miss USA’s father Cowboy James Henry was photographed riding what disgraced former US vice president?
2. Miss USA favours gun control under what extraordinary circumstances?
3. Miss USA is currently raising two little girls, who is the biological mother of these children?
4. Does Miss USA support a particular political party? If so which one?
5. Miss USA has been accused (wrongfully imo) of terrorism for fire bombing which city?
