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>Hello. Tonight on Dark Side of the Ring we're going to tell a very embellished, sensationalized story of the events that we're covering. We won't use any facts and only use conjecture and third-hand rumors. We will also accuse Vince McMahon of wrongdoing any chance we can, and put an anti-WWE slant on all of our programing. We will twist the words of the talking heads to fit our narrative, and we will hire failed dirtsheet writers to fact check for us. We will destroy decades-long friendships between wrestlers to keep our show relevant. We will also try to cancel someone to keep our show relevant. Who will we cancel this season? TUNE IN BAYBAY.