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>it was a hard fought battle, but I am pleased to announce that the pig pen is ours
>to our brave soldiers, take pride in the knowledge that at this very moment our beloved queen is enjoying the fruits of your labours
>Farm Girl’s pet pig, I believe her name was Daisy, is as we speak the centerpiece of a magnificent feast that has been spread before our majestic monarch
>the road ahead will be difficult; you may be trampled by horses, gored by mad bulls, or even pecked to death by angry chickens
>but we must do all we can for queen and country
>providence drives us forward, the farm will be ours!
>glory to the kingdom and GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
*Too much heat? I just really want a Farm Girl/Queen feud
If people really don’t like the idea of her eating a pet pig I could always just say she keeping it hidden from the psycho princess
