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>Be Chris Benoit
>Get hit in the head a gazillion times
>Gets wrestling psychosis
>Chokeslam the wife through a table
>Gives junior the tombstone piledriver right into the toilet cracking his skull
>Gets up on the wardrobe in the toddlers room
>Does a frog splash on crib
>Toddler is now mashed potatoes
>Drives down to the hardware store
>Buys a foldable metal chair
>Drives back home
>His wife is just about coming out of her daze
>Beats her to over the head with the chair to death
>Grabs his own throat
>Defies physics by pulling himself off the ground and chokeslamming himself
>Does this repeatedly until he dies
What the fuck was his problem?
