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>[Kelly Omega wanders onto the entrance ramp, once again without her entrance music playing. The crowd groans in anticipation of the waste of time she is about to dump onto them, or the trash talking of their favourites. Omega enters the ring and allows the crowd to boo for a bit, before miming for them to hush and simply speaking over them]:
“Ladies and gentlemen, a lot of work goes into being a WWA Superstar. Of course, I hit the gym, and I go on podcasts and media tours, because I am a bona fide hall of fame competitor in this company. So you’re welcome for all of that. But another side that maybe you don’t know about is the work I do for charity. That’s right, just now I was backstage with some Make-A-Wish kids who wanted to meet the best this company had to offer, and I was honoured to grace them with my presence. Let me tell you: you call me a locker room cancer, you should see those guys. Sheesh. At least I won’t have to see that lot again.”
“But imagine my surprise when once again ol’ Ash Romero ends up on the screen. And not just taking up precious air time from the Dojo girls that give me hope again, but I see her -- wow, I almost can’t even say this without retching -- I see her lay claim for an Intercontinental Championship match? I think I speak for all of us when I say, ah, Lah-May-Oh at the idea of *TOMBOY GIRL* getting anywhere near championship gold in this company, let alone when a true warrior and veteran like Violet B holds the belt to such an impeccable standard.”
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