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>be 90s kiddo mark
>now out of touch boomer
>haven't caught a slobberknocker since mid-2000s. back then watching wrestling was gay now that you're in highschool
>Rawlifx comes up & nostalgiamania starts running wild with her brothers & a few cousins.
>say it's probably definitely not as gay & get them to turn it on
>"YEET YEET YEET YEET"
>"Oh WOW he can yeet all he wants, just don't get it on me !!!"
Why the FUCK can't they just bring back back Capeshit characters & storytelling like the 90s, so I don't have to kayfabe for this dying industry? Imagine a Doink vs Bossman match with a Netflix budget.