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>ne’er the man of worth
>ne’er hath he earned his wage full
>ne’er did partake in a match of great repute ere the year of our lord 1406 and e’en then was borne by men of far greater prowess
>ne’er hath he spake a memorable discourse
>ne'er hath he raised a man upon his own shoulders
>ne'er possessed the courage to leave the halls of comfort of the WWF though master turned did offer 20 shillings
>graced the final bout of the most meager wrestlemania of the 1390s
>graced the final bout of the most meager wrestlemania of the 1410s
>befouled the kings tournament such that it was stricken from the annals
>seldom was he found in the chief title contest, for he was naught but a man of lesser standing
>only the second in worth of the brothers of ruin
>and but the fourth of esteem in the order of the dark arts
>yea e’en the eighth among the order of the kings dark council
>his garb as a rider was but folly
>his sport as a man of combat was mere jest
>poor judgement in whisky
>a hairline most unfortunate
>bears the mark of his former bride upon his neck
>his first union in matrimony did fail with such shame that he wed thereafter an emaciated damsel of little renown.
>his only notable feat was by mishap, for he was thrust into a streak at wrestlemania by fortune alone.
