>>9965352"So Robyn, what do you think? Your first piece of WWA merch, all thanks to that catchphrase we gave you."
>D-did you have to use such a lewd photo of me? I didn't even realise that photo came out l-like that, it looks almost like something from L-lonelyfans. And why does it look like a lazy guy just dragged and dropped the photo onto the shirt in an image editor?"Relax kid, you're one of our fastest rising newcomers with the young adult male demo and this is exactly what they want to see. Now look at the camera and say the line, we need something for adverts.
>I d-don't think I want this to be sold, it's too l-lewd. And I h-honestly don't remember posing like that, d-did someone edit this?"You've got nearly half a million dollars in debt kid, and if the company wants to sell a shirt of their #1 contender to the Hardcore Title, who are you to stand in their way? You should be happy, you'll get a lot of money from this."
>F-Fine.*cameras start rolling.
"And action."
>H-hi. I'm Robyn McDaid, and I'm always ready for fast, rough HARDCORE action! So watch me compete for the Hardcore Title this S-Saturday at Bishoujo at the Beach against Cactus Jane, and make sure you b-buy my new shirt out now on WWAshop.com to show your support!"Alright that's perfect. Now how about we do another one where you're in the bikini and holding the shirt?
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