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Danhausen opens the show wearing a sombrero. He announces he has just purchased AEW from Tony Khan and will be instituting new changes. The lights are flickering as he is talking in riddles and eventually strobe lighting and a smoke machine goes off while Twin Peaks style jazz music plays. Angelico in top hat and tails comes out leading a conga line of jobbers dancing and snapping his fingers. Angelico is holding a pair of coconut halves. He gets into the ring and clops them together and pretends to ride a horse around Danhausen. We cut to commercial and when it comes back Shawn Spears is wrestling Matt Hardy but he comes down to the ring in a bathtub on wheels with a bubble and foam machine covering the crowd in foam and bubbles. He's wearing a shower cap and insists he needs to be clean and doesn't seem to be aware he has a match. I could go on, but the rest of the show would be like this.
