>>5921566Why the Miz is better than Daniel Bryan
>isn't 5'8>has his own tv show>has his own talk show>accomplished more in wrestling in less time than Cryan>Maryse is hotter than Brie>has a bigger bank account than Cryan>actually represents the company in the media>double grand slam champion>doesn't have a concussed jelly brain>has more charisma than Cryan>does better promos than Cryan>has longer legs so that kickpads look nicer on him while Cryans have short stubby manlet legs>drew higher ratings as wwe champion than Cryan in their 1st reign>Miz dad is actually funny, Cryan doesn't have one>shoot worked Cryan into a cry on Talking Smack>wasn't raped in 2010>main evented WrestleMania with two of the four Mt Rushmore of all wrestling Rock and Cena while Cryan was given a pity main event with two busts>when Cryan first retired, he cried on national tv and broke down in tears shaming the image of wrestlers as tough guys>when Miz retires, he will end his career on his own terms in smiles with no regret>be daniel bryan>be inactive but get all snarky and condescending towards other wrestlers>call Miz a coward in front of his wife while cosplaying as some outback tourist guide>starts to gloat about muh indies and how Miz's style is soft>promptly then begins to get BTFO by Miz>gets told if he really cares why doesn't he try to wrestle again>"i-i-if they would l-let me come back">gets told then to fuck off, quit, and go join the indies with all his bingo hall friends if he really means that>continues to expose Bryan as a fraud>Bryan then just begins to cry and run away>Miz then completely hijacks show and begins to BTFO of other indie shitters like in the tag team division>camera man begins to shake and completely becomes submissive to Miz as he tells him to shoot at him at this angle>delivers blistering promo ala coked up and 80's wrestlerI will always love Miz for this
