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As I flew to Kentucky, I pondered whether my muscles could become dense.
A quick google search showed little promise as nothing seemed intense.
BUT ERIC?! a day off is good they say.
But they who say, don’t have the body of species that eat hay.
I put it all on the line and took a chance
With a building that looked suitable to be a bank in France.
As I wearily stumbled into the premises, I saw massive structures of steel…
a steel so hard and dense my muscles craved a meal.
A meal of massive weights that would kill mere mortals…
Break their bones, send their soul through portals.
What a gym I said…
as I scoop boisterous amounts of maltodextrin keeping my muscles fed.
Mass has been acquired…
the intensity I desired..
but now I must leave Kentucky
as I’m feeling quite tired.
