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[Industry destroying news] American player Steve Austin (36) has shaken hands with Vince McMahon (55) after a fraudulent victory over The Rock (28) at Wrestlemania (16). It is unkown how this will affect the weekly television viewers of professional wrestling (10 milly) or its cultural relevance. McMahon has reportedly asked any fans named Mark (400 lbs.) who are unhappy with this decision to meet him at the World Trade Center (27, 27) on September 11th later this year.
