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FORGET 23 AND ME AND GENETIC TESTING.
IF YOU ZOOMIES WANT TO KNOW IF YOU'RE WHITE GO TO YOUR DAD RIGHT NOW AND SAY "DAD... WERE YOU A HULKAMANIAC GROWING UP OR NOT JACK?!?!?"
AND IF HE SAYS "YES SON BROTHER DUDE, I WAS AND STILL AM A HULKAMANAIC BROTHER! I BELIEVE IN SAYING MY PRAYERS, THE TRAINING, THE VITAMINS, AND THE POWER OF HULKAMANIA" THEN YOU CAN CALL YOURSELF WHITE BROTHER
IF NOT, IF YOUR OWN FATHER WAS NOT A HULKAMANIAC, THEN HE WAS NEVER A REAL AMERICAN, NEVER A REAL MAN, AND YWNBAW DUDE
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