To the tune of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNJmfuEWR8w[Triple H]
What would Kurt Angle do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through
That's what Kurt Angle would do!
[Shawn Michaels]
When Kurt Angle was in the Olympics
Wrestling for the gold
He did two suplexes and got his opponent to tap
While surffering a broken neck!
[Vince McMahon]
When Kurt Angle was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair!
[Triple H, Shawn Micahels]
So what would Kurt Angle do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what Kurt Angle would do!
[Vince McMahon]
I want this investigation away from me
It has stunted my booking abilities!
[Shawn Michaels]
And I just want my friend Bret
To stop shooting on everyone
[Triple H]
For Stephanie I'll be a booker too
'Cause that's what Kurt Angle would do!
[All Three]
And what would Kurt Angle would do!
He'd call all the wrestlers in town
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what Kurt Angle'd do
[All Three]
When Kurt Angle traveled through time
To the year 1992
He fought the evil rape gang
And saved Kevin Nash's asshole again!
[Vince McMahon]
And when Kurt Angle built the pyramids
He beat up Kubla Khan
[Shawn, Triple H]
'Cause Kurt Angle doesn't take shit from
[All Three]
Anybody!
[All Three]
So let's call all the wrestlers together
And unite to stop All Elite!
And we'll save Edge and Christian too
'Cause that's what Kurt Angle would do
And we'll save Edge and Christian, too
'Cause that's what Kurt Angle would do!
That's what Kurt Angle would do!