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>>from another thread
>Oh god, I'm getting WM9 flashbacks...
>>Shida is having a Kino match with Toni at All In
>>Toni cheats with the outsiders
>>Baker's music hits and she storms out
>>Shida (beaten) tearfully tells Baker she has to save the division - or Christmas will be canceled, Hitler will come back, and the orphans will be ground up into pepperoni!
>>Baker locks in the Lockjaw on Toni in about 10 secs
>>Baker wins lol
>>All the saved Orphans come out and hold Baker up while she holds the belt
>>A tearful Dave Meltzer, so grateful Baker stopped Hitler, gives her 100 stars.
>>Baker goes on to hold the belt until the company folds a year later because Phil drove all the fans away.
>Feels bad, bros...
>They're building Britt's single wins up which they always do for a title challenger.
>>Toni beats Shida.
>>Sets up Britt at All In.
>>MUH FACE OF THE DIVISION BIG MATCH, I WAS AT THE VERY FIRST ALL IN... NOW IM HERE OMG LOOK AT ME
>Goes either two ways...
>>Britt wins, BIG PYRO, SHE'S THE BIG STAR AT WEMBLEY DOME, JAMIE COMES TO CELEBRATE TO GIVE BONGS A HOMETOWN POP. (Indicates that Jamie is out for the year)
>Or
>>Toni wins. Jamie confronts Toni after match to big pop (indicates Jamie will be back soon to get her rematch)
>Baker is close with Kenny, so won't happen. Bitch is good a politicking
>Britt Baker is an overrated, over-pushed, balding butterface! She never drew a dime and never will. She’s not a good wrestler. She’s as cringe as Charles Flair.