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Yo mama's so old, she was in the original Monday Night War!
Yo mama's so fat, she could body slam a planet!
Yo mama's so ugly, even the Undertaker won't rest in peace with her.
Yo mama's so slow, she could get counted out before the bell even rings.
Yo mama's so weak, she couldn't even lift Adam Cole.
Yo mama's such a bad wrestler, she couldn't even beat a jobber.
Yo mama's so boring, she could put the crowd to sleep faster than a MJF match.