>>5375612None for me tonight fella. Becky's coming over to me gaf later and I want to be on top of me game. Seth's in the dog house again so Becky says she's going to let me ride her up the gicker. Dirty fucking knacker. She says to me she goes here shag me up the hole tonight I don't want to get preggers again and I goes to her I says yeah alright love should be a bit of craic. And I says to myself here no drink tonight or you won't be able to get your mickey up later on but sure whats the fucking harm man go on pour us a pint a guinness there lad. Sure she'll probably be fucking gargled out of it herself pure fucking session moth she is everyone's had a go at her by now. Ah there's nothin like a pint of the black stuff is there fella?
