>>12254225No, Bayley is not incontinent. But when a wrestler gains a bunch of weight like Bayley has, they get "greasy" and have to equip what is called a "muffler." Dusty Rhodes was known for this, but a lot of advances in muffler technology have occurred since the toilet paper wads of the 1980s. Today's mufflers now are like diapers, but also provide shock absorption and enhance the aesthetic of the posterior.
>Years ago at a live event in my hometown of Chicago, Barbarian went one on one with the “American Dream” Dusty Rhodes. Before the match started, Nord was trying to find Dusty in the backstage area. Nord finally found him in gorilla position with some other big guys including Andre The Giant. According to Nord, some of the big guys had a few “hygiene problems”, meaning they sweat profusely in the ring and get “greasy” says Nord. He vows not to go into much detail, but Rhodes and the other performers were wrapping toilet paper around their fingers, and then proceeded to shove the paper into their anus. Andre and Rhodes reported that they used this contraption like a sponge. It soaked up sweat from the anus, and created a cleaner environment and longer lasting gear. The name for this tool: A Muffler. Rhodes then asked Nord if he “needed a muffler” to which Nord politely turned down.>During the match, Nord attempted to pull Dusty up a few times to perform a piledriver before panicking. He grabbed Rhodes’s rear end like a hand digging in the sand. Rhodes went up, but sideways and angled toward the ground. As he is sideways, a rolled up piece of brown, yellow, and red toilet paper fell into the ring underneath Dusty. Nord finishes the piledriver and claims he almost threw up from the sight of the poop and sweat stained toilet paper roll. The most memorable line of the night came from Dusty though, as he exclaimed, “Big Johnny, my muffler fell out.” 