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Captain's Log, Stardate 2419
The crew has begun to explore this strange planet known as /pw/ - Professional Wrestling, in search of the dilithium crystals we need to regain power on the Enterprise.
The inhabitants of this planet seem to fall into two camps. One, larger and of darker complexion, are known as the E-Drones. They're brutish and violent, not very sophisticated, but their war-like culture lends itself well to the domination of this world.
The others, known as AEWtists or 'trannies', are spindly limbed creatures, flighty and high-strung, mostly bearded and dressed like ladies. They're the more intelligent of the two species but lack the numbers to challenge the martial prowess and headcount of the E-Drones.
Will report back with further observations.
Kirk out.
