>>10105635And now, a special thanks to all of the great customers who have made Pizzoad such a success!
>"Croaakk! As a special treat for all of our loyal customers, here are some fun Pizzoad trivia facts, croaakk!"* Pizzoad's freshness guarantee means that all of our meats and vegetables are used or frozen within two weeks!
* Studies on squirrels have shown that Pizzoad does not cause a significant degree of shedding of intestinal lining.
* Mezz Mezzrow was a pioneering jazz musician and cannabis advocate who is primarily known for his works in the 1930s and 1940s. He would have loved Pizzoad pizza if he was alive today!
* 8 out of 10 WWA wrestlers prefer Pizzoad to Pizza Princess[citation needed]!
* Pizzoad proudly supports Boston Crab in her upcoming match against Hailey Brittania.
* Hailey Brittania's bush looks like somebody scalped Beaker from the Muppet Show.
>"W-wait, who put that in there? Take it down, croaakk! You can't say that!" 