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>WHO IS THE MAN? VADER IS THE MAN! But today Vader wants to talk about man's best friend. Here in the White Castle of Fear, I keep a horde of vicious beasts and I feed them all the most horrible things in the world! Gunpowder! Crystal Meth! Rotten fish heads! Chopped up dead bodies! Roadkilled vultures! Whole buckets of maggots! And if you dare to cross the man they call Vader, it might be YOU that becomes their next meal! With Vader's Doggo Chow, you won't just have doggos, brutha...you'll have MONSTERS! VADER IS THE MAN! But if Vader were a dog, he would not want to eat pitiful normal ordinary dog food for puny little anklebiting pussy dogs! Vader's Doggo Chow is specially formulated by me, the monster of the Rocky Mountains, to make your doggo into a savage murderous snarling death machine just like me...Vader's Doggo Chow is not approved by the AKC or anyone else, and so the man they call Vader will not be held responsible if your dog suddenly tears your head off in a howling psychotic rage YEAH! Now listen to me, little man...Vader is telling you to go out and buy Vader's Doggo Chow right now, OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND POWERBOMB YOU THROUGH THE FLOOR!!!
