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I saw Hulk Hogan at a grocery store in Miami yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “OH LIKE YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW JACK?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “BROTHER, DUDE, HULKAMANIACS!” and flexing and posing his muscles front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen packs of vitamins in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bottles of vitamins and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any Jewish trickery” and then turned around and mouthed the N word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying WHATCHA GONNA DO?!? really loudly.
