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Gomen nasai, my name is Tatum-chan.
I'm a 28-year-old American joshi (female wrestler for you gaijins) who's a yandere for my Sweet Dove, Lyra-chan. I study Lyra-chan's Cagematch profile and her wrestling matches on my tablet, and I spend my days perfecting the art of stalking her on every social media platform (Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, etc.).
I read manga and watch anime about love every day. These superior romantic tales help me master numerous seduction tactics to win Lyra-chan's heart, and they are vastly superior to Western media. I've learned a lot about shipping, and I've even written fanfiction about Lyra and me on the internet, called Tyra.
I speak Japanese fluently, both kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I can write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese wrestling history and their strong style, so I can impress my Sweet Dove, since she's a huge weeb.
When I get my Japanese visa, I'm moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious dojo where Lyra-chan trains. I hope I can wrestle alongside my Sweet Dove in Japan!
I own several Lyra-chan dakimakuras, which I carry with me backstage. I want to get used to seeing Lyra-chan's face when I go to sleep before moving to Japan, so I'll be prepared when I actually sleep with her. I ask Kairi-san and Asuka-san how to win Lyra-chan's heart in Japanese, but rarely does anyone respond.
Wish me luck in Jap-! Uh... Argh! Lyra-chan just posted a photo with those girls Katana Chance and Kayden Carter on her Instagram. How dare she! Is Lyra-chan cheating on me? Those girls will pay for this! Sweet Dove and I are made for each other! I'm going straight to Japan right now! Jāne!
