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>"We are on the cusp of Waifus Collide. I'm sure this news makes all of you reprobates who masturbate super-extra titillated, yes? As pathetic as you all are, I do not blame you for such excitement."
>"Aboobis finds it hard not to contain her own excitement, but my reasons are much, much grander than a simple bottle of lotion and a box of wipes. The Headmaster of my society has granted Aboobis the duty of seeking out contenders for our...expanse. Waifus Collide is the perfect showcase for me to study my options for worthy recruits. it was almost as if this was all meant to be."
>"I will be seeking the dastardliest and the most insidious. Ones with malice in their heart and are truly evil to their core. In our collective, the more in tune you are with your villainous side, the more you will be rewarded for your efforts with anything you can possibly dream of. "
>"I will be watching to see if any of you are worthy of living up to such standards. So sayeth Aboobis, Executive Recruiter for the Dastardly, Insidious, Malicious & Evil Society."
>"Or...you can just call us DIMES."
