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Childhood Friend Girl clutches a letter from _____, the first she’s received in weeks.
>Guess it’s been a hot minute, huh?
>So much has happened to me since you left Brussel Sprout Grove to follow your dreams
>My bratty kid sister suddenly decided she no longer hates my guts
>I made friends with the snooty, rich class president that always used to hassle us
>And remember the mysterious transfer student who disappeared anytime the town was attacked by monsters only to reappear shortly after they were defeated by a sprout themed magical girl? Big news on that front
>We’ve eloped!
>It’s incredible, who’d a thunk I’d find love right here in sleepy old Brussel Sprout Grove
>Maybe you’ll find someone in Spaghetti Town
>All the best, your pal _____
The sky opens up, but the letter is sopping wet before the first drop of rain hits paper.