Quoted By:
The ballad of Kevin R. Nash
>failed basketball player
>failed shitty gimmicks
>anal raped in 1992
>dickhead who only got as far as he did due to size and who he was a degenerate junkie with
>at the time the worst drawing WWF champion in history
>jannetty to Hogan and Rodman in the NWO
>tanked WCW's ratings booking himself to go over Goldberg. The company never recovered
>speaking of Goldberg achieved nowhere near the level of success Bill achieved within a shorter period of time
>envious and resentful towards The Rock for embarrassing him in a worked promo
>was a failure and highly unsuccessful post-wrestling compared to The Rock
>says he isn't a mark, but is still somehow a crippled stem cell-injecting bitch
>lackluster run in TNA compared to real stars. At best leached off of Kurt Angle and Sting's popularity in the MEM
>was part of one of the worst angles in recent memory with CM Punk and Triple H and thus did nothing to help tanking ratings (arguably made them worse)
>irrelevant for years at best getting the odd acting gig he sucked good cock for
>gets arrested and thrown in jail due to being a fuckup father who couldn't raise his son right
>anal raped yet again in said jail
>best friend loser who Nash enabled to live a drug-addicted bum lifestyle dies
>Nash creates pity podcast. It soon becomes apparent he really is boring fucker nobody finds entertaining
>gets worked by 4chan's summer of 1992 meme, despite it supposedly "not being over"
>mentions the meme repeatedly and gets worked into exposing how much of a sensitive twat he is
>his son dies and shit his pants from alcohol withdrawals 30 years after the events of the summer of 1992
>police checked on him after he discussed putting a shotgun in his mouth and blowing his brains out
>gets worked by LA Knight ripping off The Rock, not him. Because who the hell ever wanted to be the next Nash?
>responds with "W-worked marks!"
>copes by sucking nigger cock and farting Tristen's ashes off his anus to this day
