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Goddamn I wish I could have been there to watch good ol JWB sneak up behind that evil faggot Abe and blow the contents of his head all over the theater. Just imagine being one of those fancy high society ladies sitting below...
>At the theater enjoying the play with all the other rich fucks
>feeling really important because the president and all the local bigwigs are there
>BANG
>OH GOD ITS RAINING BLOOD AND BRAINS AND BITS OF SKULL
>Some crazy motherfucker jumps from the balcony to the stage and yells SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS ("and thus always to tyrants") before running away
>spend the next week picking bits of the 16th president's skull from your wig
by the way Abe was watching an anti-American play when he died, the treasonous faggot. fuck him, he got what he deserved.
