>>13472445>Never the guyDidn't need to as his undead zombie wizard gimmick was above any mortal main eventer by default, he didn't even sell originally.
>Never drew a dimeHe was one of the only dime drawers in the new generation era, Ministry Carder was dimes, Big Evil was dimes, his entrance drew dimes on its own from 2004 onward
>Never had a good match before 2006Diesel at mania, 4 way with Bret Austin and Vader, Mankind matches, both Hell In A Cell vs Mankind and Shawn, Kane at mania, Armageddon HIAC, vs Haitch at mania 17, vs Flair at mania, vs Jeff on RAW, 3 way with Rock and Kurt, Brock HIAC, Armageddon Ladder 4 way, Orton at mania and HIAC.
>Never cut a memorable promoName one (1) memorable good Hogan (GOAT) promo
>Never put anyone overHogan, Warrior (about 1000 times), Yokozuna, Goldust, Mankind, Vader, Shawn, Austin & Rock countless times, Kurt multiple times, basically jobbed to Brock every match, JBL, fucking VINCE, Randy, goddamn KHALI, Kozlov, Kane, Roman, literally lost almost every Casket and Buried Alive match
>Didn't go back to WCW for moneyKek lmao. Damn we really missed out on some Mean Mark kino right there buddy.
>Was barely in the title pictureA supernatural gimmick caring about some golden beltbuckle is cringe and doesn't work
>Kane was betterKeklers
>4th best of the MinistryYou mean his jobber friends he made into midcarders by creating a kino stable?
>Bone Street KrewBased legit tough guys, Kliq were nothing but homos who always jobbed at the sight of him taping his fists
>biker was cringeIt was based with kino entrance music
>MMA cosplayJustified by pure strikes kayfabe, which was kino
>calls himself pure strikerCommentators did it. Never the wrestlers.
>Shit taste in whiskyJD is good
>Shit hairlineBetter than Kane, Hogan Rock and Austin's lmaooo
>Sara tattooRemoved
>Buried superior talent in his late yearsIf there are so many superior talents and stars, how come nobody can draw a dime nowadays?
Stay malding, nigga.
