With the news that WWE is going to use AI for writing I asked AI to write a promo
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I asked AI to write a promo between John Cena and the Rock for Cena's Last Match here's what I got.
[The scene opens in the WWE ring on Monday Night Raw, with the crowd electric. The Rock's music hits first, and he struts out in his Final Boss attire – black vest, sunglasses, and that signature smirk. He grabs a mic as the fans chant "Rocky! Rocky!" He paces, soaking it in.]
**The Rock:** Finally... The Rock has come back... to [city they're in tonight]! But let's cut the crap, jabronis. The Rock ain't here to talk about the past. No, no, no. The Rock is here because there's a little birdie – or should I say, a washed-up, invisible has-been – whispering about his "last match." John Cena, you think you can just waltz into Washington DC on December 13th, 2025, at Saturday Night's Main Event in the Capital One Arena, and call it quits on your terms? Against The Final Boss? The People's Champ? The most electrifying man in sports entertainment?
You see, Cena, you've been running your mouth for years. "Hustle, Loyalty, Respect." Blah, blah, blah. But The Rock knows the truth. You're scared. Scared that in your final bow, The Final Boss is gonna lay the smackdown on your candy ass one last time. The Rock's gonna hit you with the People's Elbow, pin you 1-2-3, and send you packing to Hollywood where you belong – making those forgettable movies nobody watches. Washington DC, the nation's capital, is gonna witness history: The Rock ending John Cena's career. If you smell... what The Rock... is cooking!
