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reminder: OP saw his archnemesis tweeting about some Batista action figure. So naturally he went out and bought a [different] Batista figure, then posted a photo of him shoving it up his anus to "frame" his boogeyman (taking a photo while he lifts his legs something that is apparently physically impossible for rovert)
Now this would be humiliating enough in and of itself, but the photo also revealed OP literally has no genitals.