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Things Alvarez and Vinny complained about from Dynamite:
>The entire Continental Classic title/unified belt situation: “one of the most ludicrous sentences I’ve ever heard,” “ridiculous,” “really quite bizarre,” “complicated for no reason,” “all a fever dream.”
Pre-ordering a new unified title belt even though the current champion might lose it for no reason: Tony either has it booked, is planning a post-tournament unification, or “just doesn’t give a fuck and wants to sell belts.”
>Sisters of Sin vs. Babes of Wrath women’s tag tournament match: “not good,” “below average for women’s matches in 2025,” comatose crowd, very forgettable.
Julia Hart’s moonsaults: “no more moonsaults from Julia Hart,” they keep botching, needs an intervention.
>Julia Hart & Skye Blue’s monotone spooky promos: “utter death,” need to go.
Chris Statlander interview: “the most bizarre promo,” long, convoluted, provided zero answers.
>The big post-match Continental Classic brawl at the end: “completely bizarre,” “pointless,” “unnecessary,” “should have just ended the show after the match,” “why are we doing a battle royal angle when no one’s allowed to interfere?”
Dynamite consistently going long and getting cut off on YouTube TV: same rant as always, happens every week, show doesn’t need to be longer than 2 hours.
>Hook’s theme song: “bottom five all-time pro wrestling theme songs,” “terrible.”
