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>Ayo! The world is cold, better bundle up. I said, the world is cold, better bundle up. Ayo! The world is col.. YO! YO! YO! CUT MY MUSIC DAWG, CUT MY MUSIC! I SAID CUT IT, DAWG! HEY YO CHRISTOPHER! HEY JERICHO! You see this!? You see this belt, pahtnah? It's the New Japan Strong belt, Chris! Something you thought I could never get! WHY CHRISTOPHER? WHY!? BECAUSE I'M A BUM!? BECAUSE I LIKE THE TASTE OF A MAN!? BECAUSE I DRINK DOWN DAT NUT LIKE IT WAS GRANDMA'S GRAVY AT THANKSGIVING!? This belt, this belt Christopher, is proof that what you and all the naysayers had to say about me was a bunch of junk. Now I ain't gonna lie dawg, but since I've been in Japan, I've been getting slimed by some prime Wagyu cocks and I BEEN GETTIN DAT SUSHI NUT! But don't think you're off the hook, Jericho. You might be half a world away, but ain't nothing stopping me from getting on a red-eye outta Nipland and coming back to the States to swallow you whole! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME FUC..!! *violently grabs the camera and shakes it while in full view* CHRISTOPHER! When I told you it was "on sight" I meant it. There's no statute of limitations on that shit, dawg! Twenty years from now, when you're in a nursing home shitting in a diaper, I could sneak in dressed like a nurse and suck you dry! YOU COULD BE AT CHURCH WITH YOUR FAMILY AND I COULD BE UNDER THE PEW SUCKIN YOU OFF!! YOU AIN'T OFF THE HOOK, CHRIS, NAH PAHTNAH, NOT EVEN CLOSE! NOT TIL I GET MY FILL OF DAT VINTAGE NUT!! HIT THE DRACULA MUSIC, YOSHI!!
