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>And with something of a much needed lighter note for this episode, this edition of Saturday Night METAL ends with the confirmation of the arrival of two debuts in the impending show. That is absolutely right, folks: Big Zesty, The Raped Bitch, The KWABOTC, The Back Alley Lurker, The Sonless Simp, the Baron of BLIZZACKED, the diesel truck en route to Compton himself, KEVIN R.B. NASH is making his first appearance in K-WAB wrestling. It is of course fitting after one wolfbitch's recent DEADLY KWAB of being dunked in a vat full of curry flavoured jeeetshit that Oz, The Wizard of Rectus Destructus, will arrive alongside the greatest nig to have ever nogged, I am talking about of course, the bounty hunter of the 92Krew, NEW JACK! This explosive and deeply penetrating encounter will hive dire consequences as surely, somebody in this equation is getting something stabbed up inside his ass and it could be the business end of something that New Jack fashioned out of a bayonet, or something even more harder, darker and no less erect. This historic back to back debut will of course take place on the thirteenth edition of the show and this will be an unlucky encounter for one of those competitors. PNN can't wait to see this UNPRECEDENTED landmark night of the industry.
