Let me be the first to extend my warmest welcomes back, Mr. Pepe Von Erich. I hope you had a successful procedure, are mending well and I wish you a very speedy recovery. As you can see, there's been a patient and earnest audience here waiting for your triumphant return. Best of wishes for your healing and return to form.
With that being said? Unless you've been brought up to speed by LyricKing, man oh man, has there ever been an onslaught of waterhead fuckery on the board lately. A new resident lolcow has emerged in the form of the insipid and asinine Hogantranny; an irritating blight on this board who has been subverting and usurping the KWABOTY voting polls and spamshitting up the catalogue with a schizoid tranny piss soaked vendetta against the greatest of all time, one Hulk Hogan. And it all stems from Hogan saying the Ziggler word and Hulkster likely fucking Hogantranny's mom in the ass dry at some point. We're not sure. I hope Hulk too recovers from his concussion, squares things off respectively with Shingo, and undergoes what may be his greatest battle yet in leading the charge in combatting this new Hogantranny menace. You'll know no doubt soon what I'm referring to, its been that bad. Hogantranny has joined forces with Bitchtits, Ojama, Hogwheels and wolfbitch along with a gaggle of Discordtroons in the evil Weretroons of Pee-Dubya stable. In time, I hope this leads to Hogan's own title shot and victory just to remind that faggot goof who the GOAT is.
Welcome back, PVE. Good luck in tomorrow's show. I also CANNOT WAIT for my boy to go over and draw dimes. Its gonna be a doozy.
