>1. MAIN EVENT
Shankism VS Wolfcuck (C)
*****/pw/ World Championship*****
Hall of Fame. Headlined this year by Antonio Inoki.
Segment. SrGrafo comes out to the ring and performs his WOAT stand up comedy routine for everyone, calling everyone a chud.
*GLASS SHATTERS* Carter comes out to the biggest pop of the night and hits a stunner on SrGrafo. Chugs his piss bottle and poses for the crowd.
2. Sashaschizo VS Sheamus
Street fight
Sasha at ringside
Segment with SRS, Meltzer and Brad Shepherd. Come across Jimmy Wang Yang, The Boogeyman and Keminito.
3. Ojama VS Bitchtits
*****/pw/ Intercontinental Championship*****
4. Alexa Bliss VS Mandy Rose
*****/pw/ women's Championship*****
Ambulance match. Loser driven to local medical facility for FTM sex change operation.
Winner is declared female and women's champion.
5. Kabuki Club VS AEW Women general VS NXT Women general
*****/pw/ Tag Team Championship*****
6. CM Punk VS Matt Jackson
Lion's Den match
7. KWAB in the Bank ladder match
-Hannibal
-Michael Elgin
-Vince McMahon
-Tony Khan
-Johnny Ace
-Adam Cole
8. Jobber Battle Royal
-everyone else not mentioned in the match.
If I get enough (you)s to this I will set up a gofundme or something. If it gets to say 100 bucks I'll put on a show for you faggots with wrestling action figures. The finish to each match is randomized.
