After four years of arduous console warring, marked by unsurpassed courage and fortitude, the WWE has been compelled to yield to overwhelming numbers (90k). I need not tell the survivors of so many hard fought demo threads who have remained steadfast to the last, that I have consented to this result from no distrust of them. But feeling, that valor and devotion could accomplish nothing that would compensate the loss that would attend the continuance of the contest – I determined to avoid the useless sacrifice of those whose finest services have endeared them to their fellow E-Chads. By the terms of the agreement, all E-Chads can return to waifuposting and threads endlessly rehashing the attitude and ruthless aggression eras. You will take with you the satisfaction that proceeds from the consciousness of duty faithfully performed, and I earnestly pray that a merciful VKM will extend to you His blessing and protection. With unceasing admiration of your constancy and devotion to your country, and a grateful remembrance of your kind and generous consideration of myself, I bid you an affectionate farewell.