>>10028805I'm thinking something like an ultimate cheap heel gimmick.
His return comes at the Royal Rumble, he's entrant like 10. He does the exit the ring under the bottom rope and goes to hide in the back.
He hides at the end of a long narrow hallway.
Eventually the rumble gets down to 3 guys and they realize they're beaten and brutalized, they're going to have to go find Conway. Conway takes out the first Wrestler running down the hallway, Cody with some kind of trap that kayfabe breaks his leg and takes him out for a month, maybe like a snare.
He takes out the second guy with like a swinging pendulum style trap.
Third guy he uses one of those giant rolling cases and just smashes it into him, then beats on him with a chair for a bit. he piles them all into a cart and wheels them out to the ring.
Eliminates them one by one carrying them into the ring and just tossing them over the top rope like trash.
Following Raw he has a new Valet, I'm thinking someone to get the internet fans on his side. Probably a soft femboy trap he has a semi abusive daddy relationship with.
he gives a promo that's basically his theme song one line at a time plainly spoken.
>JUST LOOK AT ME>AINT I A SIGHT TO SEE!? THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD WANTS TO LOOK LIKE ME.He goes on to win every title in the WWE in the heelest way possible, giving brutal crippling injuries as they come down the ring using weapons and surprise tactics.
Every time he wins he RUNS out of there leaving his femboy valet to receive the most BRUTAL beatdowns possible at the hands of the babyfaces, never getting in any offense, visibly upset by the whole thing from the beginning, usually starting out in the fetal position crying.
By the time he's challenging for the Title at Mania as the USA, Intercontinental tag team Divas champion, it clear the femboy valet doesn't want to go out there with him, he's being dragged by the hand and obviously overpowered by Conway.