>Bret knew
>Shawn knew
>Hall knew
>Haitch knew
>Doink knew
>Vince knew
>Patterson knew
>Rock knew
>DDP knew
>Briscoe knew
>Lethal knew
>Hemme knew
>JJ Dillon knew
>Tim White knew
>Mike McGuirk knew
>Gordon Solie knew
>Crash Holly knew
>The janitor at CNN knew
>Shane knew
>Sabu knew
>Mark Henry knew
>Ted Turner knew
>Ralphus knew
>WCW ref Mark Curtis knew
>WrestlingBio's Guy knows
>Misawa knew
>Liger knew
>Tanahashi knows
>Big Show knew
>Paul Wight knew
>Captain Insano knew
>The Green Bastard knew
>Hogan knew
>Suicide knew
>Jacob Cass knew
>Stan Hnasen knew
>Warrior knew
>The Bushwhackers knew
>Savage knew
>ECW lockerroom knew
>Those who found out later thought it was as hilarious as we do.
>New Jack's coke dealer knew
>Terri Runnels knew because Nash taught her how to properly lick shit out of black man's ass
>Penthouse Letters knew
>Cornette knew
>Stephen P. Nu knew
>Mama Cornette knew
>Shelton Benjamin's mama knew
>The Gobbeldy Gooker knew
>Piper knew
>Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J knew
>Stevie Wonder knew
>Daniel Benoit knew
>George the Animal Steele's "MINE" knew
>The Ninja Turtles knew
>ECW Sign Guy/Hat Guy knew
Kevin Nash was willingly friskily raped and had his asshole destroyed, blown out, flummuxed, sauteed, bamboozled, sauced, scrambled, mixed and mashed, shamwowed, shipoopied, puh-doodled, shammied down to Miami, dashed, pranced, vixened, donner'd, blitzened, comet'd, cupid-ed, blixem'd rudolphed, zaboomafoo'd, shagged, boned, banged, boinked, screwed, nailed, shutpped, Gorbachev'd, halled, scored, minced, shredded, slammed, shuntered, shattered, Enron'd, Alderaan'd, humped, rogered, rumpy pumped, buggered, dingoed, smashed and viciously and mercilessly and repeatedly fucked for 48 straight hours on-end nonstop by the entire African-American community residing in the city of Compton in the mystifyingly blistering hot babyoil covered summer of 1992. Raped, gaped, pozzed and KWAB'd. Kek. What a fucking bitch.
Now you know...
