\AEWtist, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I get my 3 day ban I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don’t hate you, AEWtist, I don’t even dislike you, I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most anons on other boards.

I hate this idea that AEW is the best. Because its not. WWE is the best. It’s the best in the world. There’s one thing AEW is better at and that’s kissing Dave Meltzer’s ass.

You’re as good at kissing Dave Meltzer’s ass as Mitsuharu Misawa was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Will Ospreay is though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser, always was and still is.

Whoops, I’m breaking the fourth wall!


WWE IS THE BEST WRESTLING IN THE WORLD

It’s been the best since day one. It’s been vilified and hated since that day because normies say something in WWE that the obese smelly smarks didn’t want to admit. That’s right, WWE is a normie company. You now who else is normie company? McDonalds and talking about McDonalds Breakfest will get you banned, just like I’m going to get banned, but the biggest difference between WWE and McDonalds is that they sell cheeseburgers, and we sell a sports entertainment variety show for the whole family