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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 08:01:36 No.10055149 View View Reply Original Report

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>Anon, you got 1 minute pal. What makes you WWEs next big superstar?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 08:03:33 No.10055158 Report

Quoted By: >>10055242 >>10055249 >>10055427

My gimmick is that I use margarine instead of butter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 08:05:47 No.10055172 Report

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>>10055149
I jump up on his desk, drop trou and rip the meanest brap of all time in his face and then calmy sit back down and stare at intensely until he talks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 08:08:03 No.10055183 Report

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>>10055149
>I will suck yo dick dry pump and introduce your nuts to my tonsils pardna. You gettin out of here without me suckin yo dick? No chance dats what you got.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 08:20:07 No.10055242 Report

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>>10055158
My gimmick is i use avocado oil. Kind of a nuevo-yuppie, netflix original series character type gimmick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 08:21:22 No.10055249 Report

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>>10055158
Genuinely the best heel gimmick in the business

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 08:50:54 No.10055427 Report

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>>10055158
Nigga they used that shit to grease guns and gears in the war. You puttin industrial waste on yo bread nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 08:56:06 No.10055454 Report

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>>10055149
I reveal I'm really a shapeshifting lizardman and change shape in front of his desk. He laughs and changes shape too. We both laugh. Next week I beat Roman for the strap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 08:58:31 No.10055463 Report

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>>10055454
>roman is shapeshifted snooka

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 09:03:19 No.10055481 Report

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>>10055149
My gimmick is I'm a homeless guy that learned kung-fu from manuals I bought off another homeless guy in Chinatown and became of Daoist drunken fist from them, and an inexplicably inexhaustible amount of booze.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 12:50:14 No.10056612 Report

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>>10055149
>The same thing that makes any guy the top gut. You, the booker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 12:50:47 No.10056614 Report

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>>10055454
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 12:51:22 No.10056618 Report

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>>10055149
fart and walkout of the office, I'll have a comfy lifetime job

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 12:52:15 No.10056626 Report

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>>10055172
based

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 12:52:43 No.10056628 Report

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>>10055454
KEK, thats's /thread right there. Kudos to you sir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 12:52:45 No.10056630 Report

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>>10055149
I'm a relative of Anoa'I family

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 13:29:20 No.10056869 Report

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>>10055149
*unzips dick*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 15:21:27 No.10057725 Report

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>>10055149
>says nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 15:25:05 No.10057761 Report

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Don't even bother talking. Just start unzipping Vince's pants.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 15:33:04 No.10057830 Report

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>>10055149
>Mister Vince, you're looking at the very finest man the Netherlands has to offer.
>I've got cheese wheels for thighs, clogs for feet and a pancake ass chicks love chew on.
>When you put me in the ring, I already represent the spine necessary to elevate your esteemed titles to heights never before seen.
>My opponents I will treat gently. I'll steal them from their families, handcuff them and keep them in a derelict warehouse awaiting ransom with their mouths gagged and their camel clutched, so to speak, but they'll still be able to speak when our business is concluded.
>And I trust mister Vince, that our business will be good, because as you can already tell, when people look at me, they don't want to mess with me.
>Respectfully, you need men in your company who cooperate, yet can't be fucked with by the wrong people.
>Should you offer me this opportunity, I will maximise my potential and cooperate to do what's best for business.
>I also show up to work on time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 05 May 2023 16:49:34 No.10058552 Report

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>>10055149
Sir, my gimmick is that I can shit on cue.

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