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Quoted By: >>10069361 >>10069383 >>10069387 >>10069389 >>10070413
>"Hey, you're the kid I'll be working with tonight? Cool I'm a big fan of your work, anyway I have these neat ideas to put you over!"
>"With all due respect sir" * the young wrestler bows down before Captain Charisma* "It would be my honor to do the job tonight."
>"... What? But, kid... It's my retirement, let me put you ove-"
>*everyone backstage kneels and bows down to the Instant Classic*
>"Please!" *tears roll down the wrestler's face* "It's the least I can do for the Living Legend..."
>Christian sighs, "Alright, but I'll make you look good though."
>"T-thank you, Sir!"
>later on after the match
>"Well guys, this is it. This was my last match."
>fans start to collectively sob
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>PLEASE DON'T GO, PLEASE DON'T GO
>YOU ARE HANDSOME *CLAP CLAP CLAP* YOU ARE HANDSOME
>FUCK YOU EDGE, FUCK YOU EDGE, FUCK YOU EDGE
>The Christian of Edgetty and Christian smacks his chest once, then twice, then a third time
>The crowd chants CHRISTIAN CHRISTIAN CHRISTIAN with hot tears streaming down their faces
>He looks out at the crowd with his hand on his brow, a single masculine beautiful tear rolling down his sexy face
>"For the Peeps, by the Peeps."
>THANK YOU CHRISTIAN, THANK YOU CHRISTIAN, THANK YOU CHRISTIAN
>EDGE STILL SUCKS, EDGE STILL SUCKS, EDGE STILL SUCKS
>YOU ARE HANDSOME *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>Taker, HHH, Hulk Hogan, Austin Theory, The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Bruno Sammartino's ghost come out and kneel
>Edgetty is in the back wearing his wife's dress and dilating
>"With all due respect sir" * the young wrestler bows down before Captain Charisma* "It would be my honor to do the job tonight."
>"... What? But, kid... It's my retirement, let me put you ove-"
>*everyone backstage kneels and bows down to the Instant Classic*
>"Please!" *tears roll down the wrestler's face* "It's the least I can do for the Living Legend..."
>Christian sighs, "Alright, but I'll make you look good though."
>"T-thank you, Sir!"
>later on after the match
>"Well guys, this is it. This was my last match."
>fans start to collectively sob
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>PLEASE DON'T GO, PLEASE DON'T GO
>YOU ARE HANDSOME *CLAP CLAP CLAP* YOU ARE HANDSOME
>FUCK YOU EDGE, FUCK YOU EDGE, FUCK YOU EDGE
>The Christian of Edgetty and Christian smacks his chest once, then twice, then a third time
>The crowd chants CHRISTIAN CHRISTIAN CHRISTIAN with hot tears streaming down their faces
>He looks out at the crowd with his hand on his brow, a single masculine beautiful tear rolling down his sexy face
>"For the Peeps, by the Peeps."
>THANK YOU CHRISTIAN, THANK YOU CHRISTIAN, THANK YOU CHRISTIAN
>EDGE STILL SUCKS, EDGE STILL SUCKS, EDGE STILL SUCKS
>YOU ARE HANDSOME *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>Taker, HHH, Hulk Hogan, Austin Theory, The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Bruno Sammartino's ghost come out and kneel
>Edgetty is in the back wearing his wife's dress and dilating
