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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2023 22:15:13 No.10091995 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>10092009 >>10092039 >>10092057 >>10092075 >>10092296

>Dearest Tony. In a remarkable coincidence my WWE contract is up August 26, and as an AEW founding father I'd love to return at All In as a guest host, or ring announcer, or commentator. BBC and all that! Sincerely, Darren

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2023 22:15:57 No.10092009 Report

Quoted By: >>10092036

>>10091995
I think his WWE job is safe this time around

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2023 22:18:17 No.10092036 Report

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>>10092009
>I've never heard of "Darren Matthews". He's FIRED!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2023 22:18:22 No.10092039 Report

Quoted By: >>10092138

>>10091995
Tony is a bitch for letting him crawl back to WWE with his tail between his legs. Tony-- if he had nuts bigger than MnMs-- should have said NOPE, sorry i need u more

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2023 22:19:58 No.10092057 Report

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>>10091995
>Sincerely, Darren
kek'd

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2023 22:21:30 No.10092071 Report

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Scott D'Amore, my little marmalade crumpet. Tony and Vince both want me so much that they negotiated non-compete clauses with each other in my contracts so I cant work for either of them until the clauses expire. Haha what a bloody nightmare! Anyway its not that I need the money, I'm perfectly fine, but it would be absolutely splendid to have something to do to keep my skills fine and dandy. What a coincidence that Impact is performing as *insert venue here* as I'm visiting some family and friends just 20 miles away from there! Maybe I should come along? Not for a long time just until Tony and Vince decide which one can have me back? I just have to say I completely respect peoples right to identify as whichever gender they choose and any comments I may have made that suggest the opposite were when I was balls deep in drugs so ignore those. Scott?? Did you hang up???

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2023 22:21:45 No.10092075 Report

Quoted By: >>10092090

>>10091995

>contract ends August 26th
>AEW All In London is August 27th

Its a no fucking brainer move Tony

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2023 22:23:01 No.10092090 Report

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>>10092075
based mark

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2023 22:27:21 No.10092138 Report

Quoted By: >>10092167 >>10092176

>>10092039
Regal took advantage while Tony's mom was in the hospital and he wasn't thinking straight

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2023 22:28:38 No.10092149 Report

Quoted By: >>10092250

Billy! Ey up pal! I know its late and we've never met but I was just driving by your house so I thought I'd introduce myself. I love the Mashing Pumpkins by the way! Huge fan! I saw you perform in my hometown of Basingstoke in the 90s! Anyway I'm in a little bit of a skewiff spot at the mo and I was wondering if you had any work going at the NWA? just for a few weeks while I get back on me feet like. It doesn't have to be on screen, I could do some coaching? Or some road agenting? Or I could work on the merch table - I used to have a retail gig back in my hometown of Birmingham when I was a nipper! Or I could clean the toilets? Please Billy? Oh and erm... You dont by any chance have a spare room do you?

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2023 22:30:25 No.10092167 Report

Quoted By: >>10092337

>>10092138
Sorry about your mum Tony. Gee whiz, times like this make you realise how important family is, eh? Makes me want to spend as much time as possible with my own son, just like I'm sure your mum wants to spend time with you. Why dont you go visit the old girl in the hospital and I'll go visit my boy on NXT? theres a good lad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2023 22:31:08 No.10092176 Report

Quoted By: >>10092337

>>10092138
>Tony I'm sure you can appreciate *stifles chuckle* the love between parent and child
>*Tony sobbing incoherently*
>You see Tony, it's no secret that I don't have much time left, and I want to spend my final years with my son. *suppresses guffaw*
>*Tony sobbing* Yes Yes go you have your release effective now
>You fucking mark *giggles*
>What?
>I said good luck to your mum. I'm sure she'll be right as rain soon enough.
>Yes yes. Thank you Darren.

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2023 22:36:05 No.10092231 Report

Quoted By: >>10092250

Gedo, me lad! Me ole mucker! How the devil have you been doing my fine old Japanese compadre? Not been getting too fat from the old Ribera steaks, I trust? You saucy little pot of wasabi! Anyway, listen, can you swing me a job being Jack Saber Jr's manager? Or even just his warm up guy? I'll take anything. I'll let Toru Yano kick me square in the bollocks, just get me on the bloody card. What's that? What do you mean you don't speak English?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 May 2023 22:37:37 No.10092250 Report

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>>10092149
>>10092231
Kek these popped me

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2023 22:41:20 No.10092296 Report

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>>10091995
>triumphant return at Wembley
>gets booed by the smelliest smarkiest 90,000 people in Britain who hate him for betraying Tiny
>overdoses on pills after the show
Kek what a twat

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Anonymous Sun 07 May 2023 22:44:14 No.10092337 Report

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>>10092167
>>10092176
kek what a proper villain

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