>>10114974I have genuinely no idea who either of these guys are or which fed is which or what the point the twitter faggot is trying to make, but I prefer left because he has a gimmick/look and the right guy, while no doubt he has a physique to be proud of, I do not care about because he's another crew-cut-ish guy in shorts. I have been saying this for years but no one seems to accept my truthful message, the reason people watch wrestling less now is because seeing the same guy with a crew cut and shorts fake fight his clone fills no niche that MMA or UFC don't already fill better.
Don't tell me the spots make it more entertaining because every fed that isn't bottom tier indie shitter just does le bonce ronce the cornew "running the ropes" eight times per match, 5 to 10 2-counts apiece, the obligatory turnstile spot or two, always a powerbomb or other "impressive strength" move where they pick them up and usually suck their dick for a few minutes with their knees on their shoulders, then throw them on the ground.
And once or twice they will jump or slide out of the ring and either hit each other against the steps or "slug it out" a bit.
If they're Japanese they will slug it out with slaps on the chest in the ring with exaggerated slowness and "intense" pauses, if western they might do a choppa or two but it will be mostly fake punches/elbow strikes.
There will be one contractually obligatory clothesline and one or two failed submissions and maybe one rope break.
They may fake stomp the fingers or arm or bend a limb over the ropes.
And that's it 95% of the time. Just that over and over and over except mildly special moves during main events. So if I'm just going to watch that I would rather watch count chocula here do it with a guy who has a lime green lucha recolor outfit or something, or at least someone with a little facepaint swirly and a colored armband, then the same black shorts crew cut guy every single time.
Regardless of physique.
