>>10134199*the tombstone tombstones him*
*and there is no need for a dash in the middle*
*his kane is a microscope*
*his hat makes the tombstone look like a flock of penguins*
*his chanting acolytes are a jack in the box drive through ordering box*
*his motorcycle is the joker's retractable foot blades*
*him getting buried alive his 6 feet below the bottom rope*
*a choke slam is getting a pebble in your shoe*
*a chalk slam is when the chalk falls of the chalk board tray and the teacher braps in his face*
*a tombstone pepperoni pizza is when the pepperonis bubble downwards cup instead of upward cup*
*his only lost at No Way Out was when he got "You must be F-5 to ride this ride"*
*he is his own pedophile scandal*