Womemes aside, there is no denying that the art of professional wrestling is deeply homoerotic, with multiple muscular scantily-clad men sweating and grappling with each other, ending in one being laid on top of for several seconds to end the match in a display of masculine power over one another.
Every time I've watched wrestling with a woman they ask me if the wrestlers are gay, and by extension if I'm gay. I'm tired of coming up with copes, please make it make heterosexual sense...