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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 14:27:00 No.10181916 View View Reply Original Report

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Worst calls

"CENA'S FREE!"

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 16:49:10 No.10182958 Report

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>>10181916
Kek I lose my shit at that every time. Truly the WOAT

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 16:52:04 No.10182983 Report

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Worst commentator in (W)WWF/E history. Including Art Donovan.

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 17:03:02 No.10183057 Report

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>>10181916
This guy was such a pretentious douche. Tried to win over the smarks too much with his irrelevant trivia. The kids probably hated him as a teacher.

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 17:04:26 No.10183060 Report

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>>10181916
will never forget how he called a casket in LU a "funerary box" while trying to be verbose.

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 17:06:40 No.10183069 Report

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>Brock pins Taker
>ref counts 1
>"and the streak..."
>ref counts 2
>"is over"
>ref counts 3

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 17:09:40 No.10183085 Report

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>>10183069
Thats not how it went down I just watched it
>Lesnar hooks the leg!
1
2
3
>The streak... Is over

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 17:09:51 No.10183090 Report

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JEFF HARVEY

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 17:14:21 No.10183122 Report

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VINTAGE CENA

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 17:47:55 No.10183349 Report

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>>10181916
ITS A MARK OUT MOMENT IM MARKING OUT!!!
Striker was awful that whole rumble match. Fairly sure he wasn't ever on the announce team after that show.

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 17:55:22 No.10183389 Report

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I forgot the context for this, but on Smackdown in the early 2000s some wrestler said something along the lines of "let me give you all a history lesson" and Tazz immediately quips "Oh I love history. I'm really good at history, that was my favorite subject when I was in school". Really some retarded sped shit that resonates with me even today

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 17:59:20 No.10183412 Report

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>>10181916
>It...It's Christian.

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 18:17:43 No.10183511 Report

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>>10183389
unfunniest Taz shit was in TNA where he kept acting like he was in the Goomba Mafia or something and kept insisting that his commentary partner was going to get killed or something

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 18:22:37 No.10183532 Report

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>>10183069
It is unhealthy to hate Michael Cole this much
He has plenty of legit bad calls you can use, you don't have to make shit up

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 18:24:43 No.10183551 Report

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>>10183412
Yeah that’s the kind of attitude someone should have when seeing a no dimes mid carder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 18:50:52 No.10183738 Report

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Taz - Big show's skull-like head
HHH there's a lot of bi things I am but lingual aint one of them

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 19:10:55 No.10183886 Report

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>>10181916
MORE FIREPOWER THAN OVERWATCH

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 19:13:47 No.10183909 Report

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During one of the elite vs will Osprey and ausie open matches JR said “we’ve seen a lot of ddts, this match must be coming to an end” last time he was allowed to call one of their matches.
Can’t wait for the lord to take him.

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 19:16:20 No.10183939 Report

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>>10183886
I hate this forced voiced faggot like you wouldn't believe. Thank you Bradsaw

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 19:21:46 No.10183988 Report

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>>10183886
I really did enjoy his New Japan run but he was UNBEARABLE in NXT

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 19:22:15 No.10183991 Report

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>BRET "THE HITMAN" CLARK

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 19:23:35 No.10184002 Report

Quoted By: >>10184444

the worst call is from new japan, i have no idea what match it was, but the commentator goes

>HOOK THE LEG!!
>HOOK THE LEG!!
>*ref already counting the pin*
>HOOK…THE…LEGG!!
>*1, 2 , 3*
>HOOK THE LE..theLE GG!!
>*bell rings*
>HOOK THE LEheheheh heh egg….
*match aready over*
>H…hh…HOOK THE LEHEHHEGGG

fucking awful. why was the guy crying like that? he was in literal tears by the end. new japan bros know EXACTLY what match i mean.

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 19:24:06 No.10184005 Report

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>MAMMA MIA!

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 19:25:29 No.10184025 Report

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>>10181916
ON THIS DAY, EDGE SEES SO CLEARLY

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 19:31:15 No.10184092 Report

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Not even the worst Matt Striker call.

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 19:32:17 No.10184103 Report

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>LONG TIME COMIN'!
>THAT HAD TO FEEL OHHH SO GOOD!
>THREE'S THE ONE!

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 19:34:50 No.10184142 Report

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>>10183991
Based, fuck the Shitman

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 20:00:05 No.10184390 Report

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WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 20:05:12 No.10184444 Report

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>>10184002
It was Don Callis calling the ending to Omega/Okada IV when Kenny finally beat the guy for the title.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 20:06:15 No.10184449 Report

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>>10184444
Also it was already known at that point that he had a boner for Omega

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 20:06:56 No.10184456 Report

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>>10183057
Thats exactly what Excalibur does but even lamer

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 20:11:13 No.10184488 Report

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>"For the love of Mankind! Shane just exploded through our table!"
>OH MY SCIENCE!!!! DID YOU HEAR THAT REDDIT!?! MICHAEL COLE JUST REFERENCED THE MANKIND TABLE SPOT FROM HELL IN A CELL THE UNDERTAKER HELL IN A CELL MATCH!!!! CAUSE SHANE'S FACING TAKER IN HELL IN A CELL AND WENT THROUGH A FOAM TABLE, GET IT????

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 20:20:33 No.10184546 Report

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>>10183909
You can tell calling AEW spotmonkey indie shitfests absolutely drain him of life. He sounds 10 years younger on the Conrad podcasts where they review/look back on attitude era WWF stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 20:31:33 No.10184650 Report

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>>10183069
>He calls them his “niggas”
Does anyone else remember Cole saying that about Bray one time, really felt out of place

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 20:50:49 No.10184785 Report

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>>10183412
Me in the background.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 20:53:25 No.10184805 Report

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>>10181916

CAN IT BE? IT IS!

OH MY!

Here's how to download the WWE app X1,000.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 20:55:36 No.10184814 Report

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>jamaican me crazy

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 21:03:52 No.10184874 Report

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>>10184005
MAMMA MIA!

More double-murder suicide than 101 Dalmatians at SeaWorld!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 21:11:00 No.10184927 Report

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CAUSE YA NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER KNOW

I'M MARKING OUT BROS IT'S A MARK OUT MOMENT

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 21:15:06 No.10184954 Report

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>>10184444
checked, but that doesn’t make it any better of a call

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 21:21:48 No.10185007 Report

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>>10183412
That was based lol

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 21:30:30 No.10185054 Report

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>>10183909
>“we’ve seen a lot of ddts, this match must be coming to an end”
Kek based

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 21:34:18 No.10185082 Report

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>>10183886
I remember this idiot saying something like 'IT'S LIT LIKE TRAVIS SCOTT' and I just wanted to punch his gay head in.

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 21:38:19 No.10185120 Report

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>>10184805
>CARLITO'S HERE!
what a faggot

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 21:42:17 No.10185156 Report

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>>10184954
I still like it because it was real. Don Callis saw the kid he groomed and fucked win the title in real time and reacted accordingly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 21:43:39 No.10185165 Report

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>>10181916
I've always liked Stryker as a commentator and I don't know why everyone hates him so much.

You can hear the passion in his voice.
He is so much better than the Tom hannifan and Aiden English jobbers that they replaced him with

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 21:46:00 No.10185183 Report

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>>10184546
JR should have learned the names of wrestling moves like super dragon driver no.4 and michanoku driver 1992 in wrestling school.
Now he just exposes himself

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 21:47:03 No.10185197 Report

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>>10184805
The app shilling was Vince though.
Pretty much all of it was vince

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 21:47:38 No.10185203 Report

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>>10185165
He was great when he was on ECW and Smackdown, then he became a tryhard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 21:48:04 No.10185207 Report

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>>10184927
Why is being a wrestling fan looked down upon?
Why can't we all admit that we are all marks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 21:49:28 No.10185217 Report

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>>10184444
Callis was the reason I would watch with Japanese commentary he was so obnoxious and smarky

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 21:49:44 No.10185219 Report

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>>10181916

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 21:49:46 No.10185220 Report

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>>10185165
I know Reddit hates him because he is a straight white male who appreciates a woman's beauty

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 21:50:49 No.10185230 Report

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>>10185203
He was great in LU

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 21:54:53 No.10185262 Report

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>>10185165
Terrible shout. He was unbearable in IMPACT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 21:55:18 No.10185266 Report

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>>10185219
??

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 21:58:36 No.10185300 Report

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>>10183886
I vaguely remember one of the last things that happened in WWE with him there wad some show they did where he was apparently just talking every 3 seconds and Corey Graves made some tweet basically said he needs to shut up and let other people on commentary talk which caused Mauro to have another meltdown and delete his social media accounts

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 21:59:38 No.10185314 Report

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>>10185266
18+

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 22:02:52 No.10185344 Report

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>>10183886
>>10184005
>>10184005
>>10185082
>>10185300
Truly the WOAT commentator, he is reddit personified, I remember how popular he was amongst tranny male feminist Biden-voting types, people would post screenshots here of people obsessing over him on reddit, I absolutely could not believe it. Nigger pop culture reference after nigger pop culture reference, the most retarded shit in the world.

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 22:04:35 No.10185358 Report

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>>10185314
if you wanted to say heenans call then say it instead of posting an image you lazy fucking retard

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 22:11:37 No.10185415 Report

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>>10185358
It wasn't even my post you're just upset for being called a dumb zoomer

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 22:14:03 No.10185432 Report

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>>10185358
sounds like you knew what it was but decided to act like a retard anyway

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Anonymous Tue 16 May 2023 23:15:07 No.10185923 Report

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>>10185358
Based retard

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Anonymous Wed 17 May 2023 00:59:45 No.10187010 Report

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>>10181916
not on my watch

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Anonymous Wed 17 May 2023 02:39:35 No.10188000 Report

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>>10183349
Is it the best time

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Anonymous Wed 17 May 2023 02:44:34 No.10188030 Report

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>>10183909
That's unfathomably based though; good on JR for burying those fucking retards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 May 2023 06:45:11 No.10188994 Report

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>>10185415
>>10185432
>>10185923
unironic newfag meltzer drones

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Anonymous Wed 17 May 2023 06:47:41 No.10189001 Report

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>That's Tommy End!
>But it's not Tommy End!
>It's Malaki Black!

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Anonymous Wed 17 May 2023 06:54:39 No.10189016 Report

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>>10181916
Kevin Kelly, Ian Riccaboni and Taz are the only good current commentators
Excalibur can be good if he's in a good team
JR can be good if he's calling something he likes.
There are a few that are just non offensive like Chris Charlton, Aiden English or that Cole knock off on Smackdown, the only truly awful commentators right now are Corey, the RAW Mick, Veda and Tony Schiavone.

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Anonymous Wed 17 May 2023 06:55:48 No.10189021 Report

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>>10183991
How much was WCW paying him? He had to have made a crazy amount of money.

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Anonymous Wed 17 May 2023 07:00:50 No.10189032 Report

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It's probably not the worst but I'll never get Michael Cole screaming DOG POOP DOG POOP DOG POOP out of my mind

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Anonymous Wed 17 May 2023 07:27:19 No.10189097 Report

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>>10188994
>still malding for looking like an idiot

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Anonymous Wed 17 May 2023 07:34:30 No.10189115 Report

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>OH MYY
>OUT THERE IN THE DOUBLEW DOUBLEW EE UNIVERSE
>BROCK LESNAR IS NOT A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER HE'S A BUTT KICKER
>VINTAGE CENA

half the reason I stopped watching is because of Micheal Cole's commentary. I hate his fucking voice and his constant corporate, soulless piece of shit way of talking. if he gets burnt to death tomorrow, I'd be happy (also recently watched some stuff with pat mcaffe on commentary and he's fucking awful as well with his cringe screaming)

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Anonymous Wed 17 May 2023 07:59:52 No.10189177 Report

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>>10181916
What was this one? I don't remember it

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Anonymous Wed 17 May 2023 08:07:43 No.10189190 Report

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>>10184488
This was so bad

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