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One match makes you sleepy
And one match makes you bawl
And the ones that Meltzer shills you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Bryan
He's just four feet tall

And if you go praising faggots
And you know they're going to fall
Tell 'em a penis-smoking Jersey man
Has given you the call
NUT PARDNAH
When he just wants balls

When the men with the booker
Get up and tell him wheres the blow
And he's just had some kind of cocaine
And is mind is moving slow
Go ask Kenny
I think he'll

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And then TK is talking backwards
And heres Kenny giving him head
Remember, what did Cornette say
Kennys Gay
Kennys Gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 00:33:00 No.10196684 Report

Quoted By: >>10197535

>>10195933
You don't have to have a meltdown like Wolfie, people hate Batista

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Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 00:33:51 No.10196701 Report

Quoted By: >>10196722 >>10196879 >>10197292 >>10199730 >>10199897

>>10196651
>One match makes you sleepy
>And one match makes you bawl
>And the ones that Meltzer shills you
>Don't do anything at all
>Go ask Bryan
>He's just four feet tall
>And if you go praising faggots
>And you know they're going to fall
>Tell 'em a penis-smoking Jersey man
>Has given you the call
>NUT PARDNAH
>When he just wants balls
>When the men with the booker
>Get up and tell him wheres the blow
>And he's just had some kind of cocaine
>And is mind is moving slow
>Go ask Kenny
>I think he'll know
>When logic and proportion
>Have fallen sloppy dead
>And then TK is talking backwards
>And heres Kenny giving him head
>Remember, what did Cornette say
>Kennys Gay
>Kennys Gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 00:34:51 No.10196722 Report

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>>10196701
There, I fixed it and now it's not killing my autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 00:35:24 No.10196737 Report

Quoted By: >>10197462 >>10197535

>>10195933
Kenny is gay and a shoot pedofile but this joke only works with Batista but it has been going for for literally years with the Axl Rose image. Find a different funny joke to call Kenny gay.

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Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 00:36:45 No.10196766 Report

Quoted By: >>10196795 >>10197462 >>10197535

>COME MY LADY
>COME COME MY LADY
>WHOSE FUCKING GAY?
>BATISTA, BABY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 00:37:46 No.10196795 Report

Quoted By: >>10197535

>>10196766
lmfao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 00:41:28 No.10196879 Report

Quoted By:

>>10196701
Holy filling based

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Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 00:42:28 No.10196899 Report

Quoted By: >>10197462 >>10197535

>BATISTA HAD A CHANCE WELL HE REALLY DID
>WHOA-OH
>INSTEAD HE TROONED OUT AND FUCKED A COUPLE OF KIDS
WHOA-OH
>MARK LOST HIS STREAK CAUSE HE DID THE JOB
>BATISTA IS GAY AND SMOKES A LOT OF COCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 01:01:23 No.10197292 Report

Quoted By: >>10197535

>>10196701
Fucking lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 01:09:57 No.10197462 Report

Quoted By:

>>10196473
>>10196737
>>10196766
>>10196899
No 900k?
No billy?
No new WBD deal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 01:13:49 No.10197535 Report

Quoted By: >>10197593

>>10196461
>>10196473
>>10196499
>>10196571
>>10196684
>>10196737
>>10196766
>>10196795
>>10196899
>>10197292
No billy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 01:14:38 No.10197559 Report

Quoted By: >>10197584 >>10197610 >>10197627 >>10201153

When the fuck did shitting on bootista become anti aew?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 01:15:38 No.10197584 Report

Quoted By: >>10197634

>>10197559
reddit users who recently arrived here think the Batista meme is new and anti-WWE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 01:15:56 No.10197593 Report

Quoted By:

>>10197535
Yeah he just died today unfortunately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 01:16:50 No.10197610 Report

Quoted By: >>10197675

>>10197559
You should be shitting on Kenny Groomega or someone else who is in the tranny fed

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Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 01:17:14 No.10197623 Report

Quoted By:

DAVE BATISTA CAME TO TOWN
RIDING ON A DILDO
STUCK HIS FINGER UP HIS ASS
CAUSE HES A GAY JABRONI!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 01:17:23 No.10197627 Report

Quoted By: >>10197675 >>10201153

>>10197559
I don't know, maybe it's calling a multiple time WWE/World Heavyweight Champion and WWE Hall of Famer gay or the tranimal when they entirety of AEW is right there. Classic deflection by AEWtists

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 01:17:45 No.10197634 Report

Quoted By: >>10197685 >>10197689

>>10197584
Tourists need to leave. Shitting on bootista sates back to /asp/ and before le console wars.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 01:19:25 No.10197675 Report

Quoted By: >>10197685 >>10197689

>>10197610
>>10197627
Nah, we've been shitting on Batista here since before console war reddit users like yourself arrived

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 01:20:13 No.10197685 Report

Quoted By:

>>10197675
>>10197634
Reddit and newfag board you fucking /asp/boomer

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 01:20:19 No.10197689 Report

Quoted By: >>10197708 >>10197713

>>10197634
>>10197675
No 900k?
No streaming?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 01:21:24 No.10197708 Report

Quoted By: >>10197730 >>10197766

>>10197689
Not sure what you mean, WWE has over 900k weekly and is streaming. Batista is still fucking gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 01:21:32 No.10197713 Report

Quoted By: >>10197730 >>10197766

>>10197689
Correct, I don't watch wrestling or sports entertainment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 01:22:41 No.10197730 Report

Quoted By:

>>10197708
>>10197713
Kek these trannies SEETHING

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 01:22:48 No.10197732 Report

Quoted By:

the batista is gay lyric thread drew the fucking house

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 01:24:49 No.10197766 Report

Quoted By: >>10197856 >>10199404

>>10197708
>>10197713
You will never be a woman and you will never be an EGod
Kenny Omega is a queer pederast on a failing show. Batista is a WWE Hall of Famer and starred in record profits drawing movies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 01:30:35 No.10197856 Report

Quoted By:

>>10197766
Double dubs of truth. Lyrictrannies in the fucking mud

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 01:54:43 No.10198256 Report

Quoted By: >>10199830

This is a low quality ripoff thread. Like when AEW tries to rip off 90s WCW. It has no sovl. The syllables are off. And OP didn't give pw a different prompt to work with. All this because OP got butthurt over the Batista thread and thought is was part of a console war

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 03:34:56 No.10199404 Report

Quoted By:

>>10197766

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 03:36:05 No.10199416 Report

Quoted By:

>>10195933
Shananananna hes gonna eat your seed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 03:37:05 No.10199426 Report

Quoted By:

10198256
Gonna cry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 04:15:56 No.10199730 Report

Quoted By:

>>10196701
KWAB

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 04:34:46 No.10199830 Report

Quoted By:

>>10198256
Finna coping?

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Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 04:38:21 No.10199839 Report

Quoted By: >>10202706

As far as I could tell
There’s nothing more I need
It still I ask myself
Is omega fucking gay
>*bass and drum fill*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 04:40:25 No.10199850 Report

Quoted By:

ON THIS DAY
I SEE CLEARLY
KENNY OMEGA'S FUCKING GAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 04:42:05 No.10199859 Report

Quoted By:

BATISTA IS GAY YEAH
KEK HE IS GAY YEAH
BATISTA LIKES COCK YEAH
KEK HE IS GAY YEAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juqm94sUV_E

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Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 04:46:58 No.10199878 Report

Quoted By:

All of a sudden Omega is an all elite, but on his
Wrestling mat he was a she thang
So nigga please, nigga please don't step to deez
Mothafuckin' real G's

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Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 04:47:05 No.10199880 Report

Quoted By: >>10201061

>HE SHOUTED OUT "I'M ALLL GAAAYY"
>BAUTISTA
>BAUTISTA
>BAUTISTA YA YA
>ALLLLLLLLLLLLL GAAAAAYYYYY
>BAUTISTA
>BAUTISTA
>BAUTISTA YEAH YEAH

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 04:50:45 No.10199897 Report

Quoted By:

>>10196701
Based and Lost Odyssey trailer song pilled

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Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 04:52:19 No.10199901 Report

Quoted By: >>10201061

>MAMAAAAAAAA
>OOOOOOOOOO
>DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY IF I'M NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW
>CARRY ON CARRY ON
>BATISTA'S A FUCKING HOMO

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Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 04:59:04 No.10199930 Report

Quoted By: >>10201061

>GAAAYYYYYYYY
>GAAAY AAAAY AAAAAY AAAY

>IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY
>BATISTA'S FUCKING GAY

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Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 05:10:15 No.10199999 Report

Quoted By: >>10201061

>WOAAAAAAAAHHHHHH WE'RE HALF WAY THERE
>WOAH-AH BATISTA IS QUEER AH!

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Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 05:32:12 No.10200100 Report

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>Riho's got a gun
>Riho's got a gun
>Her bog face just begun
>Real life angel is on the run

>What did her Kenny do?
>It's Riho's last I.O.U
>She had to take him down easy and put a bullet in his brain
>She said, "'Cornette and Dax believe me, the man was such a sleaze"
>He ain't never gonna be the same

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Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 06:09:07 No.10200233 Report

Quoted By: >>10201061

>FOR THE BENEFIT OF BATISTA
>THERE WILL BE A SHOW TONIGHT ON HRT
>THE ZESTYSONS WILL ALL BE THERE
>LATE OF NASH'S DERRIERE, WHAT A BITCH!
>OVER THEORY FANS AND TWINKS AND GOYS
>LASTLY THROUGH A CELLAR OF SHEBOYS
>IN THIS WAY MR. GAY WILL WALK ALONE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 09:32:27 No.10201061 Report

Quoted By: >>10201153 >>10203910

>>10199880
>>10199901
>>10199930
>>10199999
>>10200233
No milly?
No 900k?
No Dark Elevation?
No Punk? Again?
No Ace Steel?
No billy?
No sold out Wembley?
No new WBD deal?
No video game?
No HBO Max streaming?
No postive YoY audience change?
No bitches?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 09:47:03 No.10201153 Report

Quoted By: >>10201158

>>10197559
Pigs are territorial.

>>10201061
We don't sign our posts here.

>>10197627
>when they entirety

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 09:47:49 No.10201158 Report

Quoted By: >>10202313

>>10201153
Trannymite was that bad huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 12:34:09 No.10202313 Report

Quoted By:

>>10201158
Always is. Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 13:31:52 No.10202655 Report

Quoted By:

>>10195933
>WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
>AEW IS FUCKING GAY
>YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANT
>EXCEPT FOR A PENIS BECAUSE YOU GAVE IT AWAY

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Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 13:40:58 No.10202706 Report

Quoted By:

>>10199839
CRAWLING TO MY GLASS PRISON
THE PLACE WHERE NO ONE KNOWS
MY SECRET LONELY WORLD BEGINS
SO MUCH SAFER HERE
A PLACE WHERE I CAN GO
KENNY OMEGA IS FUCKING GAY

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Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 16:29:36 No.10203774 Report

Quoted By:

>how many special people change?
>dave bautista's fucking gay
>where were you when he started fucking guys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 16:44:41 No.10203910 Report

Quoted By: >>10204009

>>10201061
Batista will never be a good wrestler ya mark.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 16:55:43 No.10204009 Report

Quoted By:

>>10203910
You will never be a woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 16:59:03 No.10204045 Report

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lol plz put me in the screencap for reddit!

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Anonymous Thu 18 May 2023 17:12:53 No.10204187 Report

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I don't mind spending every day
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay a while
And batista's fucking gay
And batista's fucking gay

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