So let's say for example I was at a post show press conference. And I decided to go off on some whiny tirade about my personal issues and dirty laundry. Throwing people I work with under the bus. The whole nine yards. Then after my bitchy display of unprofessionalism was over, I go backstage and start punching my co workers for no reason (including my own dog btw to make it look like I was attacked).

You mean to tell me that if I did all that... I would be rewarded with my own personal wrestling fed that I can fantasy book to my hearts desire? How awesome is that??