Why don't any of the gimmicks on this board draw dimes?

No one has grasped the brass ring since we got rebranded. We get an excellent lead in from scjerk, yet can't keep eyes on the product in the final hour.

Look, we're way beyond 'mania now and we're going to be doing some spring cleaning. We have solid data on who isn't drawing, but I'd be interested in your opinion.